Conversation with Boogermonkey today:
him: *picks up green crochet hook* This Andy’s croshee-ook!
me: yes, that is your crochet hook.
him: get Andy’s yarn?
him: it’s in the closet!
me: here you go.
him: thank you.
me: what are you making?
him: I make socks for Daddy. For when he gets home.
me: oh, okay.
him: I’m knittin’ like Mama does!
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that a pair of socks crocheted from lion brand cotton-ease probably wouldn’t be the most comfortable, lol.