Boogermonkey, balancing a wooden car on a pile of blocks: This car is on top of the Mexican airplane.
Me, befuddled: A Mexican airplane?
Him, pointing to his toy bus next to the pile of blocks: Yeah, and the bus is in the kitchen.
Me, o_O: In the kitchen? Why is it in the kitchen?
Him: Yeah! Because it’s a driver!
Me, o_O: Where did you learn about Mexico?
Him: Yeah! Because Daddy didn’t show it to me on my globe.
Me: Daddy showed you Mexico on your globe, oh okay.
Him: No he didn’t! It was on my globe!