no, you’re not. stop it.
Saturday, October 25th, 2008door-to-door religion peddlers have been coming to my door with increasing frequency. today’s lady was especially annoying.
::hands me a small neon green flier advertising a concert:: “Hi, I’m from yadda yadda Christian church & we’re having a–”
“I’m Jewish.”
“Oh! Me, too! I accepted Jesus into my heart–”
“Then you’re Christian. Jews don’t believe in Jesus.”
“Yes we do! He came to Earth–”
“Have a nice day.” ::shuts door::
::shouting through the door:: “Jesus died for you, too, you know!”
What the hell? Are you kidding me? Believing that Jesus was Christ makes you a Christian. Believing in the Greek Testament makes you a Christian. Peddling for a CHRISTIAN CHURCH makes you a Christian. And not believing in any of those doesn’t mean I’m bound for Hell because Jews don’t believe in Hell, either, so joke’s on you, lady.