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when circus animals attack: nablopomo 6/30

when circus animals attack: nablopomo 6/30

Went to get Boogermonkey a new coat today, fell down at the newborn clearance rack & got boogersibling 2 onesies that I couldn’t resist. Circus animals & “MY MOM ROCKS me to sleep,” both long-sleeved, both under $3. Can’t beat that. Booger LOVES his new jacket, brown faux suede with faux Sherpa lining, he kept saying “new coat! NEW COAT” in the car. After shopping it was off to our favorite restaurant, La Isla, for half-price Puerto Rican food (happy hour is 3-6). I’m still burping garlic from the damned shrimp, and I should have ordered two plates of maduros instead of the empanadilla. Kicking myself for that one.
Knitting monogamy might kill me. I’m onto the 23rd lace repeat of Nana’s scarf, meaning I have knit 230 rows on this damned thing, and I’m only about halfway done. I ITCH to cast on for something else. I YEARN for a mindless pair of stockinette socks. I CRAVE something other than ice blue alpaca/silk to look at. I’m going to have to block the shit out of this thing to make it look good, which bothers me a bit because I’m used to my stitches being even enough that I don’t need to block anything. I also can’t try it on very often to check length because the alpaca is like splinters – even with the silk mixed in – so I’m doing the “knit until you run out of yarn” thing and hoping it’s long enough by the time I’m done. Then it’s on to Llamasister G’s leg warmers (more alpaca), or maybe Llamabrother’s hat. Something quick, definitely, because this scarf thing is dragging on way too long.

I sent out the invitation for Boogermonkey’s birthday party today. After sending it twice, someone alerted me to the fact that I’d said it was Tuesday the 22nd. Tuesday is the 20th and I’m an idiot. If you want to come and didn’t get the e-mail, I made a blog version because I don’t have everyone’s e-mail address. Squidmama is my mom and she lives in Cottage Grove, about 20 minutes south of Eugene. It’s a totally casual thing, no need to bring anything except maybe a chair; seating is limited at my mom’s, due to issues with her cat hating her old couch. Food is slated to be Mom’s famous lasagne (she’s even making a meat-free version for the first time ever!), her famous deviled eggs, the pumpkin cupcakes that were a hit last year (though I’ll use real icing this year instead of tofutti), and some other stuff I’m not quite sure of yet, something with squash for sure and probably honeyed mashed sweet potatoes. Llama makes an AWESOME spinach/artichoke/sundried tomato dip thing, so I might try to wrangle him into making that, too.
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Llamaface doesn’t like the fact that I stated “no gifts,” but it’s either that or be REALLY rude and tell people “nothing battery operated, nothing from China, and try to make it not plastic.” Emily Post would bitchslap me from beyond the grave for that one. So, since Christmas is a month past his birthday and he’s too young to realize the difference anyway, I’m just saying “no gifts, please.” He understood once I explained it to him, but he doesn’t agree with a lot of etiquette stuff. It was a BATTLE to keep registry information off our wedding invitations, and every time we get one with registry cards in it he says “See, we could have done that,” and I say, “Yes, and we would have been VERY RUDE to have done that, and certain members of my family, including my grandmother, would have reminded me of that every chance they got.” It’s been dropped for now, but once spring rolls around and people start getting hitched again, I’ll hear it again. *sigh*

YEAH: nablopmo 4/30

YEAH: nablopmo 4/30

I mentioned in my 8 weird things meme that I watch TV on my computer. The best invention to come to the internet, IMO (Ravelry aside, of course), is being able to watch tv shows nearly commercial-free on my computer. I’ve been going through the CSI franchise, Numb3rs, and a few ABC shows that I will not admit to because they’re DUMB but I don’t care because it’s something to watch while I work on Nana’s Christmas project.

Yes, that’s right, I’m working on Christmas gifts already. I’ve finished two so far: a hat for Llamaface’s sister V, and a heart-shaped ornament for Llamamama’s mother-in-law-to-be (her fiancé’s mom, if that’s too confusing). My goal is to finish as many as possible in November and use December to focus on Llama’s anniversary sweater. On the list: legwarmers for Llamasister G in black alpaca, a military-style hat for Llamabrother in black wool, Nana’s lace scarf in ice blue alpaca/silk, hiking socks for Little Brother in red wool, and fingerless mitts in black wool for mom’s boyfriend. Mom’s getting the alpaca clapotis that I made while pregnant with Andy, before I realized my alpaca sensitivity. I knit with it fine, but wearing it is like wearing splinters *big sad face*

This nablopomo thing is weird for me. I make notes on what I’m making over at Ravelry, and I forget that those aren’t blog posts, so by the end of the day I’ve forgotten that I haven’t really posted yet. This will be a challenge fer sher (side note: firefox says sher is a word. Google says it’s a form of Eastern European folk music or a couplet in Shayari poetry. Interesting), but bear with me. Thanksgiving is coming and we all know how well holidays with the famdamily go. Also: invitations for Boogermonkey’s birthday party will be going out soon. If you want one, drop me your e-mail, because that’s the form they’re taking this year. Short form: it will be in Cottage Grove, at my mom’s, on the Tuesday before Thanksgiving.

WOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I’M ON RAVELRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

CHECK ME OUT, BIZNATCHES! USERNAME GONZOPANTS!

I’ll be slowly-but-surely adding stuff to my account, as neglect of my child time allows.

In trying to explain Ravelry to Llamaface today, we summed it up like this (in case you’re not on it yet and you’re not sure if you want to be or not)

Llama: So it’s like myspace for knitters?
Me: Yeah, except better because the interface doesn’t suck.

My not-so-secret-anymore pal is better than your secret pal!

My not-so-secret-anymore pal is better than your secret pal!

When Carissa e-mailed me about my second package for the Sock It to Me Swap, she asked if there was anything I was craving. Truth be told, I want brownies and cheesecake pretty much constantly, but we’ve tightened the budget a LOT around here and those things aren’t cheap, so I’ve been going without. I told her brownies, but I didn’t think they’d ship well. A few days ago, that darling angel sent me a 4-pack of all-natural chocolate chunk brownies from Dancing Deer Baking Company, along with a Mona Lisa bookmark, a small bar of Badger sport bar ginger & lemongrass soap, a tube of Badger ginger & lemon lip balm, and a blue & brown wrapsack. Thank you, Carissa! I’m keeping the brownies for myself, mwahahaha. None for the boys! Pictures will come later when I can find the connection cord for my computer, the gratitude for the package has already languished long enough. I’m sure Llamaface knows where the cord is. I’ll bug him for it tonight, since there are cute Booger & David pictures to share, too :)

My job is cooler than yours…

My job is cooler than yours…

…unless you work in a yarn shop.  Then we’re on equal footing in terms of coolness.

That’s right ladies (and gents?  Do any guys read this blog?  I know Elias does.  And sometimes Llamaface.  Anyone else?  Speak up!), I got myself employed at Hilltop Yarn and Needlepoint, the yarn shop up the street from me.  I started tonight, learning the register and closing procedures.  Tomorrow I practice the register and work on opening.  If you’re in the area, stop in and say hello, even if we’ve never met before!

In a somewhat related note, in that it’s about a knitter, I need to know if anyone is going to the Yarn Harlot‘s reading on Friday.  Boogermonkey broke my glasses, and I might not have the replacement pair by then.  I can’t drive without them, and even if I DO have them, I’d rather not drive somewhere new by myself, since my sense of direction is notoriously bad.  Like super bad.  Like not quite as bad as Tonya‘s (love you, babe), but damned close.  So any Seattleites who’d be willing to stop by Queen Anne and have a baby seat installed for the evening (oh yeah, they didn’t give Llama the evening off so Booger has to come with me, FUNTIMES), I’ll pay for your copy of the book as thanks.

sock it to me swap contest #2 entry

sock it to me swap contest #2 entry

Even though I won the first contest, I still wanted to share the love I have for certain yarns, so I’m entering contest #2, too.

The Yarn Harlot said, at her first reading in Portland, that it’s impossible to have a favorite yarn, that they’re all so different and used for different things that you can’t pick. I knew very little about yarn then and said, “But my favorite is merino!” And she said, “That’s a whole breed! There’s a lot you can do with one type of sheep!”

And I’ve come to realize she’s right.

You can make a cabled chemo cap for a coworker (Karabella Aurora 8 in color 21)

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You can make gorgeous green socks for your sock pal (Cherry Tree Hill supersock solids in Loden)

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You can make a baby sweater (Blue Moon Fiber Arts Socks that Rock). It has yet to be knit, so no photo. I’m planning on using a discontinued colorway and “Fred Flintstone,” which is no longer on the website, striping them every 2 rows and it makes a sort of rainbow, it’s pretty neat.

So yeah, I’m still a bit of a m3r1n0 wh0r3, but I won’t shy away from silk blends or a good bulky wool for a felting project, either.

insert big sad face here

insert big sad face here

My favorite Portland yarn shop, Lint, is going out of business!  They’ve been operating since 2003, but I only discovered their wonders about a year ago.  Friendly, courteous staff, a great selection of sock yarn, a full range of Blue Sky Alpacas yarns, comfortable couches, and Koigu!  I got the newsletter e-mail today saying they’re going out of business and I’m sad!  The owner is a really nice younger gal (20s) with the cutest little baby boy.  So if you’re in the area and you want discounted yarn, they’ll be closed the 18th & 19th to do markdowns & then starting the 20th they’ll be doing an inventory clearance.  I’ll be down for a wedding the 25th-28th, so you can bet your patootie I’ll be taking advantage!  I’m working on a pair of anklets from Lorna’s Laces that I bought there a while back, and I’m going to see how much more of that I can snag, since I won’t have to pay sales tax :)

ooh a post about knitting!

ooh a post about knitting!

I’ve started the first item for the book, even though I haven’t heard back from the agent yet. I figure I may as well get a jump on it, because even if she doesn’t accept it, someone will. There is a market for this, I know there is. 65 MILLION knitters in North America (not to mention however many across the globe), some of them have to be less than 5’2″ or have small breasts or just be skinny or know people who are. I’m planning on making this a “wardrobe staples” type book. 5 sweaters, 5 tanks and t-shirts, 5 skirts, 5 pairs of socks and 5 “one size fits all” projects like a bag, a hat, etc. for a total of 25 pieces that can be mixed and matched and worn with all manner of things. One example is a sweater I have in my brain. A gorgeous jewel-tone merino/silk blend (more silk than wool, I want it to shine) that could be worn with a black taffeta skirt for a prom or company holiday party or with jeans and high heels for a date night. Most of the patterns for smaller people that I’ve seen come from “teen” knitting books, and all of the “teen” knitting books I’ve seen are full of fun fur and neon colors and drop shoulders and ponchos. I think they’re all designed by people who [a] have forgotten what it’s like to be a teenager and [b] haven’t looked around at what teenagers are wearing these days. Teen girls are, for the most part, quite fashion-conscious and none I know would be caught dead wearing a sweater that looks like it came directly from the skinning of a Muppet. Not to mention that no one over the age of 25, at least not anyone with any good sense, would wear an oversized tangerine-orange drop-shouldered sweater with a rolled hem and think it looked good. *shudder* I came into my own, fashion-sense-wise, a bit later than most, but I’ve got a good eye now. While I usually stick with a well-fitting t-shirt (black or grey) and well-fitting jeans (light blue, low-rise, boot cut), I’ve seen enough episodes of “What Not to Wear” and sighed enough times at my mother’s own disasters that I’ve got most of it figured out (just a hint: leopard print belongs on pimps and gals in Queens, not on vest-and-tie combos, and CERTAINLY NOT at a wedding, and please for the love of all things holy stop wearing socks with sandals. One or the other. And tevas do not belong with slacks).

Now that’s out of my system (wasn’t planning a rant, but there you go), I want to propose a knitalong. I’ve decided that I’m going to make Baudelaire socks for my sock it to me swap giftee, and I want some company. There was a Baudelaire-specific KAL last July, but the link is down for whatever reason. So if you have some yarn kicking away (haha I slay me) in the stash and want to make lace and/or cable socks, not just Baudelaire, but perhaps something else, I’ll make a button today and we can have check-ins on Fridays, starting next week.

OH!  And one more thing: First pattern for the Allison/WhyMommy charity drive is 95% done.  It’s a doll, bigger and differently shaped than the ones I sell now, knit in one piece from the top-down.  I have to finish writing instructions for the clothes, and then it’ll be ready for y’all to snatch up.  I didn’t get any test knitters yet, so there’s no pictures in the pattern, but I’m sure someone will come through for me!

idears

idears

OK, so after I posted about Allison, whose son Evan has a rare brain tumor, I found a gal only known on her blog as WhyMommy. WhyMommy has breast cancer. WhyMommy has breast cancer and two young sons. WhyMommy has asked for all the good thoughts we in the blogosphere can give. I think we can do better than just good thoughts. I’ve been brainstorming, and I think I’ve come up with a good idea. Taking a page from Anne Modesitt (have YOU bought the Red Carpet Convertible pattern yet?), whose husband has cancer, I’m going to sell a pattern or three for charity. Half the money will go to WhyMommy, the other half will go to Allison. The patterns will use yarns that Allison sells in her online store, and I of course encourage you to get your yarn from her, if you can. I will need test knitters. One of these patterns is for something I’ve already made, but the others are just in my brain and I don’t have the time to make all of them for photo shoots. So, e-mail me if you want to get in on the action. I’ll send you the yarn and the pattern. You then knit the item, take a few (good) shots, and send the item on as a gift to either Allison or WhyMommy.

I’ll work on the patterns tonight and have at least one written up by tomorrow. e-mail me: jen[at]gonzopants[dot]com

These are the things that I have in my brain for now

  • doll (mission falls 1824 cotton-you’ll need to supply your own batting; wool is preferable, but you can get a pillow from a thrift store for 50¢ & use the innards)
  • aran headband (mission falls 1824 wool)
  • flutterby hat (mission falls 1824 wool)
  • fancy party wrap sweater for baby (karabella aurora eight)
  • beginner’s luck raglan baby sweater (mission falls 1824 wool)

sock it to me swap contest #1 entry

sock it to me swap contest #1 entry

Why did I start knitting? Because I’m a craft wh0re – crochet, cross-stitch, embroidery, basic macrame, beadwork, and needlepoint were the things I could do then; I have since also learned cardmaking/scrapbooking, knitting, and spinning – and I prefer the way knit sweaters look, when compared to crochet, which is the other fiber art I knew how to do in the winter of 2002. I got a how-to-knit book from the Discovery Channel Store, some cheapie Red Heart acrylic and aluminum Susan Bates needles from The Store Where Evil Dares to Tread™ and proceeded to get more frustrated than I’d ever been in my life. Stupid Cable cast-on. Stupid English method. Stupid book with no gauge written for the patterns. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Then along came another wonderful book. I was in a real yarn shop getting yarn for a hat that I wanted to make for a friend who was stationed in Iraq. Actually, she was in Kuwait at the time, but she was scheduled to go to Iraq soon, and would be spending Christmas there. And Christmas in the desert is cold. So I made her a hat. I got so tired of going around and around and around so slowly that I wound up crocheting the crown. Technically it wasn’t my first project, but it was the first project that I didn’t frog. I made mittens out of autumnal varigated Red Heart. Worsted weight on US size 4 needles. I followed the pattern in the Kris Percival book, but without any gauge or needle size recommendation, I was lost. They would have been perfect for a preschooler; my hands are small, but not THAT small.  Plus, the pooling and puddling of this particular yarn was driving me bonkers.

So this is the Dharma hat, my first FO that stayed an FO.  You can see where I got tired of knitting and just took the “easy” way out.  I would have done the whole thing in knit, but I wanted it there by Christmas and I’d already worked on it for over a week.  Now?  It would take me a day or two.  For the whole thing.
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After that, I made a few scarves, a few more hats, a purse or three, and then all hell broke loose.  I developed a taste for “real” yarn.  I found bamboo needles.  I started cabling and working intarsia and fair isle.  I started making baby stuff and Christmas gifts and birthday presents and housewarming gifts.  That was nearly five years ago, and I’m so far down the rabbit hole, I can’t even see the sky anymore.  But that’s ok, because I have this lovely wool to keep me warm and dry.