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You keep using that word…

You keep using that word…

den·i·grate/ˈdeniˌgrāt/ Verb: Criticize unfairly; disparage: “there is a tendency to denigrate the poor”.
Synonyms: blacken – slander – defame – vilify – asperse – malign

Today, Ravelry.com’s code monkey, the talented Casey Forbes, posted a letter he received from the United States Olympic Committee (USOC). In this letter, Casey was told that Ravelry could no longer use the word “Ravelympics” to describe the act of Ravelry users simultaneously knitting, crocheting, and spinning items during the 2012 Olympic Games in London. A clerk, writing on behalf of the USOC’s legal team, stated that “using the name “Ravelympics” for a competition that involves an afghan marathon, scarf hockey and sweater triathlon, among others, tends to denigrate the true nature of the Olympic Games. In a sense, it is disrespectful to our country’s finest athletes and fails to recognize or appreciate their hard work.”

The USOC, under the Amateur Sports Act of 1978, holds the exclusive right to use the term Olympic, Olympiad, etc. in the United States, with a few notable exceptions:

(A) such use is not combined with any of the intellectual properties referenced in subsection (a) or (c) of this section;

Subsection (a) defines those intellectual properties as:

(1) the name “United States Olympic Committee”;
(2) the symbol of the International Olympic Committee, consisting of 5 interlocking rings, the symbol of the International Paralympic Committee, consisting of 3 TaiGeuks, or the symbol of the Pan-American Sports Organization, consisting of a torch surrounded by concentric rings;
(3) the emblem of the corporation, consisting of an escutcheon having a blue chief and vertically extending red and white bars on the base with 5 interlocking rings displayed on the chief; and
(4) the words “Olympic”, “Olympiad”, “Citius Altius Fortius”, “Paralympic”, “Paralympiad”, “Pan-American”, “America Espirito Sport Fraternite”, or any combination of those words.

Subsection (c) says:

the corporation may file a civil action against a person for the remedies provided in the Act of July 5, 1946 (15 U.S.C. 1051 et seq.) (popularly known as the Trademark Act of 1946) if the person, without the consent of the corporation, uses for the purpose of trade, to induce the sale of any goods or services, or to promote any theatrical exhibition, athletic performance, or competition…the words described in subsection (a)(4) of this section, or any combination or simulation of those words tending to cause confusion or mistake, to deceive, or to falsely suggest a connection with the corporation or any Olympic, Paralympic, or Pan-American Games activity

Leaving aside, for now, the issue of whether or not engaging in fiber crafts while watching television actually, in some way, denigrates the work of those being filmed, let’s look at the actual phrasing of the Amateur Sports Act of 1978. It was this act that led the USOC to win its case against the Gay Olympics (which was then renamed the Gay Games).

First, there’s the issue of what the Ravelympics is. At its core, the Ravelympics is a worldwide knit-along. It starts at the same time as the opening ceremony, and ends at the finish of the closing ceremonies. The purpose is to challenge yourself. It’s not a performance, an athletic event, it’s not a theatrical exhibition. There are no sales or services involved. It’s fiber artists, working simultaneously, to challenge themselves. It is not affiliated with the Olympics, nor does it pretend to be. In fact, the Ravelympics group page clearly states that it is a subsection of Ravelry which, by definition, is not affiliated with the Olympics or the USOC.

Next, there is the issue of language. The Act doesn’t state that parts of “the words “Olympic”, “Olympiad”, “Citius Altius Fortius”, “Paralympic”, “Paralympiad”, “Pan-American”, “America Espirito Sport Fraternite”” couldn’t be used, it says the words themselves, or combinations of them, can’t be used.

It seems, therefore, to me, that this letter is without merit. Obviously, the clerk writing it has other ideas (poor dear, he’s come under such fire today, and likely makes a pittance). Let us now tackle those ideas.

First, that knitting is, somehow, not a feat of skill

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(knitchickmelly‘s Lyra)

Look at that and tell me that you could pick up needles & yarn and just do that. You can’t. You could no more, never touching needles before, make that any more than you could swim even half as fast as Michael Phelps, if you’d never been in a pool before. Knitting like that takes skill, practice, training, patience, dedication, and a little bit of luck. For the USOC to say that knitting, crocheting, or spinning, denigrates athletes is to say that those crafts somehow require no skill of their own. It also sets up a logical fallacy, the zero-sum argument.

Skill is not a zero-sum equation. Swimming, running, biking, shooting, jumping, etc. on an Olympic level takes training, perseverance, dedication, luck, and a whole LOT of money. But you know what else takes all those things? Getting a medical degree & becoming a neurosurgeon. Getting a law degree & becoming a US Supreme Court Justice. Sandra Day O’Connor’s achievements aren’t diluted or denigrated by the US Beach Volleyball team’s medal-winning performance in 2008.

It says a lot about what our society values when artisans and crafters are accused of lowering the dignity of the Olympics by engaging in those crafts while watching the Olympics. It says that, somehow, the skills required to make something like this (with sticks)

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(Hedonknitstic’s TARDIS afghan)
are less valued than the (measurably enormous, let’s be fair and honest here) skills it takes to throw a stick or jump over a stick or paddle a boat with sticks.

I doubt Ravelry is going to win this one, simply because the USOC has a legal team, deep pockets, and a history of forcing companies and businesses that should be exempt to change their name (such as cafés in Washington with Olympic in their name, which of course references the geography of the state). I just wish that it didn’t have to be this way, that the USOC could realize that the tens of thousands of people participating in the Ravelympics means tens of thousands of people watching the Olympics, together, challenging themselves and each other, coming together in a spirit of worldwide unity and learning.

Instead, once again, it’s jocks picking on artists. And that, frankly, sucks.

photo-15-pola02.jpgI have a Polaroid™ photograph.  A single three-inch square capturing a split-second of life as it was over twenty years ago.  The colors are surprisingly accurate, especially for the format; there is no orange tone to the photo, no blue streak at the bottom where the picture was squeezed & shaken in an attempt to make it develop faster.  The white bottom margin bears no caption, no date, no note, no clues.  I don’t remember that day.  I don’t remember whose yard the Care Bears™ inflatable wading pool sits in.  I don’t remember buying the flamingo-pink swimsuit top with the aquamarine edging and white character bottoms.  In fact, I think I might just be looking at a toddler-me wearing a tank top & Underoos™.  I don’t know whose toes are in the lower left corner of the frame, and I don’t know the photographer, the person at whom my grandfather squints and smiles slightly.  I don’t remember my grandfather – I always called him Bestefar, which is the Norwegian – being as plump as he appears in these nine square inches.  He crouches and squints into the summer sun, perhaps looking up from a conversation with toddler-me.  I seem to be reaching for something with my right hand – that toe, maybe?  Though his pate is smooth, the horseshoe around the back of Bestefar’s head – which would remain until chemotherapy stole it six or seven or eight years after this picture was taken – is ruddy brown like the wedding-day portrait that hangs, to this day, on Bestemor’s (grandma’s) living room wall; in this photo, it hasn’t yet gone the feather-white of my memory.  There is the gold watch on his left wrist.  There are the large hands, rough from years of carpentry.  There is the pendant, of what I can’t see and don’t remember, casting a shadow on his baby blue tank top with navy edging.  If he’s wearing his wedding band or the heavy gold ring with the large ruby – his birthstone – I can’t see it; his left hand is draped over his right wrist in a way that only shows the back of his hand.  The lawn around us is green enough that I think this might be June, or maybe July.  Are we visiting for his birthday?  For Father’s Day?  Is he visiting us in Oregon, or is he still in New York?  The toe in the lower left corner is painted, a left big toe, coral pink through the pool water.  Maybe my mother?  The curved aluminum leg of a lawn chair peeks from the lower right corner.  Who sat there?  The Polaroid™ camera wasn’t ours – we had a simple black Kodak™ 35mm point-and-shoot with the built-in flash – but the photographer’s shadow casts my left side in grey, the angle of an elbow darkening half my small chest.  And all I know about this picture is I don’t know anything.

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Learning from our children

Learning from our children

When you have kids, you learn things from them. I think everyone knows that by now. And I certainly realized it early on. But what I didn’t realize were all the things I’d learn from my son that have absolutely nothing to do with children or child-raising. Like how to properly care for curly hair.

My son is like me in many, many ways. He’s funny, empathetic, and loves chocolate with all his heart. My mother swears up and down that he looks and behaves just like I did as a child. He will spend nearly an hour scribbling on paper (today he said, “pen and paper? write AY-BEE-SEES!”). He sings to himself when he forgets people are around. He forgets people are around when he starts doing something he loves. But, like all parent/child pairs, there are things about my son that are the exact opposite of me. Like his curly hair.

My son is blonde, like me. But, unlike mine, his hair is remarkably curly. Until recently, I was treating it just like mine. Shampooing, brushing, etc. Llamaface, who also has curly hair, didn’t stop me. Because, like most people who grow up in a society where straight hair is revered and treated like the norm, he had no idea that he has been abusing his hair his entire life. That cycle had started over with our son. The curls in the back of Boogermonkey’s head were constantly matted and I fretted that I’d have to cut his hair before I was ready to, because it just wasn’t capable of staying un-tangled. One day, I stumbled upon a thread on a message board for parents, a thread about caring for curly hair. It was like a lightbulb went off.

No shampoo. Keep the brush away from their head. Finger-comb or wide-toothed comb while the conditioner is in their hair, and then LEAVE IT ALONE. Satin pillowcase to avoid tangles at nighttime. NO BRUSHING. NO SHAMPOO. I was skeptical. Of course we need to use shampoo! How else will we avoid greasy hair? But I gave it a shot, and so did Llama. It’s been two weeks. Two weeks and those formerly-matted pseudo-dreadlocks are now bouncy, springy ringlets. Two weeks and Llama’s dandruff is improving dramatically. Two weeks and both of them have softer, less tangled hair. Two weeks with nothing but conditioner. I am a convert. And I have my child to thank for it.

A Lenten party

A Lenten party

Today is Ash Wednesday and so begins Lent. I’m not a religious person, I’m not anywhere near Catholic (dated one once. That was an unmitigated disaster at best), but we were talking about sacrifice last night at stitch & bitch and the subject came up of what we give up during Lent in order to become closer to god or something else. And while a lot of us make sacrifices every day (one gal in my S&B group is a mom of three with a sensitive system. The foods, things, sleep, showering she gives up every day makes Lent seem pretty pale), I like the idea of using that sacrifice to become closer to something that you hold dear, be it god or something else. So I got to thinking about Seattle and how Llamaface & I have decided to move there when grad school is done (sorry to spring that on some of you, but there it is), and how much stuff we have and how much of it I really don’t want to move and how little we really need and how much money we could save/not spend if for 40 days we only bought essential consumables (food, toiletries) and also got rid of excess stuff during those 40 days. I mentioned the George Foreman grill that I can’t stand and one of the S&B gals was interested, and in thinking about that this morning, I thought “why not have a “get it out of my house” Lent party?” So here’s the deets:

THE LLAMAFACE/SHOEBOXMAMA/BOOGERMONKEY LENT PARTY
MAMA’S DONE WITH GRAD SCHOOL AND WE DON’T WANT TO LOAD THIS STUFF IN A U-HAUL

  • Saturday March 17 (I know that’s St. Patty’s Day, but it’s early in the day) Noon-whenever
  • Our place (e-mail for directions, jen[at]gonzopants[dot]com
  • BYOB, prepare to share
  • We will provide food (my party food is legendary, in a good way of course) – please inform me of any allergies/dietary preferences when you RSVP, but it will all be dairy-free because of Boogermonkey’s sensitivity. We will also provide non-alcoholic drinks and non-chocolate sweets for people giving up those things for Lent
  • I will have stuff that we want to get rid of in paper bags. There will be books, yarn, fabric, clothes, small kitchen appliances, CDs, and more. If it’s sunny I’ll organize it on the back porch. If it’s not, I’ll figure something else out.

Yeah, I could freecycle all of it, but that isn’t as much fun as throwing a party. Whatever doesn’t get taken will be freecycled, but I figure y’all are more fun anyway.

And for your patience through that, here’s a picture

Booger & a banana in the car

Llamaface had Boogermonkey hold his lunch banana on the drive to work. Booger figured out how to open it, smart monkey that he is.

“I’d like to put my fingers on you…I desire the simple things” (C.B. Rae)

“I’d like to put my fingers on you…I desire the simple things” (C.B. Rae)

Spent the day in Cottage Grove at Mom’s house. Had laundry to do and didn’t feel like sitting around the house and paying $1.50 to do what I could do at Mom’s for free. Used a little of the Chrismukkah money Nana gave me to get Mom a few things (wrapping paper rubbermaid thingy, cutting mats, towels) that were on her “stuff I need to get or replace” list. She’s such a goofball, she wrapped the towels and put them under the (fake) tree.

Christmastime is weird for me, for a lot of reasons, and I have a lot of conflicting feelings about the season. The whole “open your heart and give but just for this one month” thing among them. Yesterday, as I was leaving the bank, there was a lady standing on the corner with a sign, asking for change. I’d just gotten a soy chai latte from Dutch Bros. (hello, Mr. Coffee Boyfriend. Yes, the only reason I go to the DB on 11th & High is because there is a SUPER HOT ZOMGZORZ baristo working there. MMMM Coffee Boyfriend), hadn’t taken a sip yet. Stopped at the light, rolled down my window, and gave it to this woman. I don’t do things like that. I donate to charities (note to self: $10 to MSF/DWB tomorrow!), I pick up trash on the beach, I used to volunteer with the S.M.A.R.T. program, but I don’t usually give anything to people asking on the street like that. But it was raining & cold and for whatever reason I gave this woman that soy chai latte & it made her happy. Merry Chrismahannakwanzukkah, right?

We don’t have a tree up. Don’t think we’re getting one. Llamaface suggested a fake tree and he may as well have suggested that we decorate a steaming pile of horse crap with easter grass and put an angel on top. My rule is thus: real tree or no tree, there is no in between. Real tree can be potted & planted later, whatever, but real tree or no tree. Fake trees don’t cut it. They just don’t. I have this dream in my head of eventually having all-knit ornaments to hang on the tree. Felted balls, mini stockings to put chapsticks & $5 bills & peppermint sticks in on Christmas Eve, flat felt stars, mini knit angels, knit Candy canes, the works. Llamaface, who hates my yarn and all it stands for, would never agree to such a thing. I will also, one of these years, knit stockings. In May, because Christmas knitting OMG.

Llama mentioned today that he hasn’t gotten my gift(s) yet, but he “has a few things up [his] sleeve.” I’m not holding my breath. Of course, I haven’t gotten him anything yet, either, but I know what he wants (mentioned it the other day) and it was what I was planning on getting him anyway so at least I can take solace in knowing that I know him, even if he doesn’t know me.

hello, Wisconsin!

hello, Wisconsin!

If you look over on the sidebar *points to the right*, you’ll see a little icon for sitemeter (www.sitemeter.com). It tracks where your site’s visitors come from, how long they stay, that kind of thing. I’ve got one for the website (www.gonzopants.com), too. It’s pretty neat to see how far-flung the visitors are. One is from Halifax & I’m pretty sure it’s Audra (http://audrawilliams.livejournal.com), one is from Wisconsin & has spent almost an hour this evening reading (be still my heart, are you reading the archives?). Another is from SPAIN. Hola, como estas? Dice hola en la caja del comentario!

Speaking of the comment box, I think I’ve found a way to let people comment without having to register with wordpress AND filter out 99% of the spam. SO, I have a request of you folks, dear readers. Leave here, on the wordpress blog, not the LJ feed, three movies that you think need to be seen by everyone at least once before they die. I have a lot of downtime during the day when I’m knitting to fill orders and while Black Hawk Down (http://www.powells.com/biblio/71-00043396067660-0) and Requiem for a Dream (http://www.powells.com/biblio/73-00012236118152-0) are excellent films (see them if you haven’t), I can’t be watching the same two over & over. Llamaface has made mumblings about renewing our netflix subscription, and I’m thinking I’m going to hold him to that, but even in the meantime my local public library ) has a TON of movies & tv shows on DVD.

MMMM I just made awesome dinner. Three boneless/skinless chicken breasts in a glass loaf pan, douse with oil & Adobo (http://www.goya.com/english/products/product.html?prodSubCatID=7&prodCatID=4), then mango marinade from a jar, then a can of crushed pineapple (minus a few bites for the chef) and half a chopped white onion. Bake at 375 for 20 minutes, flip them & bake another 20 minutes. Easy-peasy and SO TENDER and SO JUICY. MMMM the flesh of tortured creatures. Which brings me to a funny story…

When I was a child, I was precocious to say the least. Talked early, read early, comprehended a lot of stuff that little kids don’t usually understand. My parents, being the hippies they were, wanted me to understand where food came from, so they took me to a farm. I was probably 3 or so (I don’t remember this, I’m just telling it from my mother’s recollection), and they showed me the chickens. My reaction? “Good, I’m glad we eat them. They’re mean and they smell bad.”

I still maintain that chickens are awful, nasty, terribly smelly creatures, but I’m not sure how glad I am to eat them anymore. When I was in high school, I tried going vegetarian, but the only meat my mother would let me stop eating was pork and now I can’t eat so much as a slice of bacon without paying the price intestinally about an hour later. Thought maybe it was the whole “nitrates/nitrites process factory farmed pig” thing and ate some of my neighbor’s organically-raised, friendly neighborhood butcher-killed leftover Thanksgiving ham. Uhh, bad idea. REALLY REALLY REALLY bad idea. Won’t be making that mistake again. Meat is expensive to say the least, but Llamaface would NEVER go for it. He’s already bitter that we’re a pork-free house (to the point where his mom bought him pork chops for him to cook himself for dinner when I went to Stitch & Bitch on a Tuesday night a few months back), I can’t imagine the fallout if I suggested we get rid of the steaks and beef ribs and chicken kabobs. Thing is, I hate beans. Like really, really, REALLY can’t stand beans. The texture makes me shudder…mealy and gritty and just uck. I have Everyday Vegan (http://www.powells.com/biblio/1-155643376x-0), and I’m going to try to make a few recipes out of that & see what I can do, but can anyone help out with the bean issue? Seriously, I’ve had so many different types & dishes of beans and I just can’t do it. Mealy. Like a bad apple. *shudder*

And on a totally different note, everyone’s favorite overcommercialized Christian appropriation of Pagan Solstice feasting day is coming. Llamaface & I spent 1.5 hours combined between Target & Borders and knocked off nearly every purchased gift on the list. Remaining: photo prints for our moms, Nana’s hat*, YoungestLlamaSister’s earrings to go in the jewelry box we got her today at Borders (50% off! Dude!), and something for LittleLlamaBrother from both of us (I’m getting him art).

Went to the yarn store today (no website for the yarn store, boo-urns. Soft Horizons on 13th & Mill. Fabulous place. Fabulous staff.) & dropped a pretty penny on supplies for the huge commission (ball #2 is slated to be finished tonight during C.S.I.) and among that I got one skein of black & one skein of cranberry Debbie Bliss Baby Cashmerino ) and with that Nana will get her hat. Also slated for tonight: job application for Editorial Assistant at Random House (www.randomhouse.com). Total entry-level job, one that I’m totally qualified for, one that OMG I’d plotz if I got because OMG it’s fucking Random House.

And with that, ladies & germs, I’m off. Don’t forget: three best movies you’ve ever seen, and maybe a few books, too. G’night!


*My grandmother calls me yesterday. Says she wants, for Christmas, a knit hat. “Oh, like a beret?” I ask, because Nana is 80 years old. “No, like the ones you made the kids.” “A beanie?” “Yeah. Black & red striped with a little ball on top.” Yes, folks, my 80-year-old Nana wants a black & red striped beanie with a pon-pom on top.

protect democracy: read a newspaper(?)

protect democracy: read a newspaper(?)

On our way to drop Llamaface off at work today, there were people holding signs on the corner. I was knitting, as I do when he drives, so I didn’t see what their signs said until on my way home. YOU NEED NEWSPAPERS. NEWSPAPERS NEED YOU. PROTECT DEMOCRACY: READ A NEWSPAPER. Now, the whole “newspaper format is becoming/has become obsolete” thing is an oft-discussed topic in the school of journalism. On one hand, we’re learning how to write and create them while on the other we’re (the students) realizing how few people actually READ newspapers. Seriously, when even the small-town podunk papers like Cottage Grove’s Sentinel have websites (let’s leave the quality issue aside for now), what’s the point in a newspaper? Yes, some people like to spread them out with their coffee blah blah blah, but those people are, I’d wager (as would many if not most or all of the j-school faculty), in the minority at this point.

Most people get their news from the TV (and more people who get their news from the Daily Show are better-informed than people who get their news elsewhere), followed by the Internet. Add to that the whole mass-ownership thing, the whole “statically and badly designed” thing, the whole “editorializing isn’t frowned upon as much anymore” thing, and you have a dinosaur that we’re refusing to let die.

How does, in its current incarnation, the American newspaper defend Democracy and why do I need to read them? If I can get my news elsewhere – and it’s the same AP wire stuff that gets printed everywhere because the current business model employed by the American media is outmoded at best – what’s the difference? Save a few trees, a few hundred thousand kilowatt hours, a few million gallons of (mostly toxic, unless it’s soy-based and then it’s a whole ‘nother set of issues) ink. The only people who lose are the people employed by the newspapers themselves and the few people who won’t have anything else to stare at while they’re ignoring all the other people riding mass transit with them. Given staffing cuts, horrible pay rates, profit losses, and all the rest, newspaper employees are already losing (one more set of reasons I don’t want to work for a newspaper, incidentally), and if more people take up knitting while riding the subway, I certainly won’t complain.

Does the format, somehow, lend more credibility to the information? I’d really like to know if there’s been a study done testing peoples’ reactions to the same AP story – one group read it online at CNN.com and the other in their local paper. Do people believe and trust something they can hold in their hands, something that can’t be corrected immediately, something that leaves grey smudges on their dining tables and smells awful when burned in the fireplace? With all the time we already spend on the Internet, how much of that is spent reading news? How much of that is spent reading news that matters? And I’m talking the average Joe or Jane Schmo here, the 6th grade reading level Americans that the New York Times caters to, not a lot of my readers who happen to be above-average intelligence (I say this not because I’m overconfident in my readership but because I know many of them personally, and most of my friends are near or at genius-level. 6th grade reading level was passed when we were still in the lower half of elementary school).

What benefit, really, do newspapers in and of themselves serve? Will they still be around in 20 years, or will we have finally moved to a completely electronic format by then, employing all those writers and editors in a different realm, maybe even paying them a decent wage because overhead will be low (We all get to work from home! In our undies! With our kids running around!)? Or will we hold on to the format like the dying grandfather it is, refusing to pull the plug, refusing to remove the advertorial feeding tube?

Oh, and for those of you who want to comment on the blog itself and not at the LJ feed, I think I fixed the commenting issue. Still getting spam, but at the rate of one or two a week instead of the 15 or 16 a day it used to be. Try it out! Tell me how it goes!